![]() ![]() ![]() To find out when the next review goes live, follow me on Twitter here.Įnter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.įollow Follow me on Twitter My Tweets Recent Posts You can take a look at the others here:Ĭheck back in every Monday and Thursday for the latest reviews. This isn’t the only brilliantly rubbish thing I’ve analysed. “Yeah” by Usher Rating: Urban Dictionary is the best. So, with the evidence at hand I can only imagine Usher did end up going back with this girl, and Luda watched from the corner while “milking the cow”. I can completely understand how Ludacris ended up with his nickname. They then go on to say the word “yeah” a lot more. I’m not sure if a “lady” is what you’re looking for, guys. “Me and Ush once more and we leave ’em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say ‘yeah’” How you like me now, when my pinky’s valued over three hundred thousand? Let’s drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double D’s.” “I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they ain’t cutting then I put ’em on foot patrol. So gimmie the rhythm and it’ll be off with their clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes” ![]() “Forget about the game, I’m a spit the truth, I won’t stop till I get ’em in they birthday suits. I may be misunderstanding, but I’m pretty sure Ludacris just asked Usher, who is about to cheat on his girlfriend, if he can watch and knock one out. Milk The Cow: When a “non-farmer” city guy goes to his room to masturbate. “And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, if you hold the head steady I’m a milk the cow”Įrm… what? “If you hold the head steady I’ll milk the cow”? What does that even mean? Okay, now’s not the time to get self-conscious, ‘cris. “My outfit’s ridiculous, in the club lookin’ so conspicuous.” I imagine he’s heading over to have a quiet word in Usher’s ear to put him on the straight and narrow. He’s probably seen that Usher has had one too many and is making a fool of himself. She asked for one more dance and I’m like ‘yeah’, how the hell am I supposed to leave?” The way she get low, I’m like ‘yeah’, just work that out for me. “But what I do know is the way she dance makes shorty alright with me. “Because I don’t know if I take that chance just where is it gonna lead” “But I gotta keep it real now, ’cause on a one to ten she’s a certified twenty, but that just ain’t me” “So she’s all up in my head now, got me thinking that it might be a good idea to take her with me ’cause she’s ready to leave”Įesh. “Yeah, next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming ‘yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah’.”Īnyone else troubled by the image of this woman “all up on him” screaming the word “yeah” 12 times in a row? Not saying, not whispering, but screaming? In the middle of a dancefloor in a club? This guy had a girlfriend all along? And this girl is one of her friends? And she just told him that? “Yeah, I got so caught up I forgot she told me, yeah, her and my girl used to be the best of homies” “Yeah”? That’s your best move? Here’s this girl saying she’s ready to blow you, and you follow up with “yeah”? Hmm. “She’s saying, ‘Come get me! Come get me!’ So I got up and followed her to the floor, she said, ‘Baby, let’s go’. “Conversation got heavy, she had me feelin’ like she’s ready to blow” So we decided to chill”Īgain, so far, so reasonable. “I saw shorty she was checkin’ up on me, from the game she was spittin’ in my ear you would think that she knew me. Just a guy going to the club, hanging out with his friends. ![]() Let’s take a look, shall we? “Up in the club with my homies, tryna get a lil’ V-I, but keep it down on the low key ’cause you know how it feels.” You’ve probably heard it hundreds of times over the years, but have never really taken it in. It’s a fun, up-tempo dance-y number, the type you can’t help but move and sing along to after a few drinks. There, wasn’t so bad, was it? It’s your standard man-meets-woman-in-a-nightclub early 2000’s R’n’B pop tune. ![]()
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